The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3407371
Posted By: Amos
19-Sep-12 - 12:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The coincidence of these two conversations is wunnerful to behold, and inspires me to introduce to you, ladies and gentlemen of the MOAB, a NEW imaginary crea-ah-choor to weave spells of delight and wonderment in the glittering halls of Casa di Momma:

Ladies and gennulmen, allow me to introduce the one and only EBOLA THE UNICORN!!! Tadaaa. Her wavy black mane and ochre skin belie the power of her flashing magenta eyes when she is aroused, and the power of her milk-white single horn to attract virgins and calm the sweaty breasts of military personnel is unparalleled in human history.

If you need a virgin allured, or a rabid military type becalmed, don't fuss or bother with old-fashioned remedies! CALL EBOLA!!

Other magical services available on arrangement. Fees subject to upward negotiation depending on complexity of spells and services. Ebola reserves the right to refuse to perform magical services for anyone when confronted with negative vibes, man.

Remember. folks, if you want magic done right, don't call for second-best. Call on EBOLA the UNICORN today!!