The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3407517
Posted By: Rapparee
19-Sep-12 - 09:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Shiver me timbers, me hearties, it be "Talk Like A Pirate Day" and not one of ye swabs has spoken a word about it! I be telling ye mizzen-masted lily-livers a true story from when I was last in Port Royale:
A pirate captain walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch. The barman asks him if he knows that he has a steering wheel in his crotch and the captain replied, "AAAAAAAAARRGH! I do be knowin' that, and it's drivin' me nuts!"