Thanks for posting that, Amos. Good yuks. But...the version you posted left off the postscript that was on the version Hypatia emailed me yesterday:

P.S. Please note. This is not a partisan request on my part. I did not vote for Al Gore. In fact, I am currently in hiding, fearful for my safety, having voted for Ralph Nader. I am now being hunted down by liberals who, for the first time in years, have finally found something to get angry about. Any assistance your people can give ME for safe passage back to Michigan will be greatly appreciated.

Chris