Yer suggestin' that Charlie would stiff me for the money, Bobertz? I don't think so. After all, I know where he lives, see? I was watchin' his hands, and he didn't cross no fingers.

We apes and monkeys can also cross our toes! Did ya know that? Anyways, I was watching his feet too, and he didn't.

Then there's his tail, him bein' a monkey...hmmm. Well, I'm not quite sure. He mighta been crossin' his tail, I guess. No, wait...you'd have to have 2 tails to cross yer tail.

I think I can count on Charlie honorin' his bet.

And I am up another 4 bucks! Keep arguin', folks. Don't give in! Pursue that elusive final victory, the rhetorical knockout punch, and reduce yer political opponents to a quiverin' heap of jelly layin' on the floor. ;-D

- Chongo