Hopefully the Canadian Alliance (now there's a paradox), while sweeping eastward from Alberta, will once again smash itself into smithereens against a solid brick wall called Ontario, and that'll be all she wrote.

Personally I'd rather dip my nipples in hydrochloric acid then vote for them and a party leader who's on a first name basis with *Doug Keegstra.

*One of Canada's most notorious "revisionists" along with Ernst Zundel.