"Identity Dreams"

"Doc - I think I'm losing it " he says. "I'm forever
dreaming I wrote The Lord of the Rings."

"Hmmm. One moment", replies the doctor,
consulting his medical records. "Ah yes, now I see,
.... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."

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"Taste of Carp"

A chef was experimenting with ways to
improve the taste of carp.

He found that mixing herbs and spices with
shortening made a big difference. But timing
is critical.

So when the chef received a phone call, he
said he couldn't talk, explaining: "I left my
carp in saffron Crisco."