If a tree falls in a forest and no one sees it....would you still try and swing from its branches, Chongo as if it hadn't happened.

And if the President of the USA never stood up not even to wipe his bum - say someone incapcitated like FDR - would he have stood naked even in private?

Okay, from that point - let us progress logically - it is possible (not strictly probable) that the Predident could manage without standing naked.

You were misled on that that point by the great man. He's also the chap who claims to have put his monkey on a log and ordered him to do the dog.

Would any thinking person give such an order? I think he lied on that point too.

The man's a scoundrel.