I used to be a socialist with a chip upon my shoulder,
I used to be a socialist but now I'm getting older.

Bugger me. Imagine having a shave, lacing your shoes, checking your wallet, wandering down to the folk club expecting a night of beer and entertainment;

Then Bridge gets up and repeats a Kinnochio speech!

It'd be up there with Rolf Harris singing Stairway to Heaven.... I reckon I'd check my wallet a second time cos I would need more than a few beers.