I responded to Steve Parkes who posted King Brilliant's 10 points on another thread, so I thought I might as well respond here too. Okay Kris, here ya' go.....

1) Being a 'Merican, I never got to "interspersed" and stopped instead on "intercourse" which was a lot more entertaining. Give it a try sometime. Ya' know, like, uh, you could go try it alone if you want to......We have a nifty expression for that, ya' know? And something else, like how is it that y'all get Left-tenant out of some French kinda' thing that should obviously be Loo-tenant?

2) You got a good point there except y'all can't get together on one form of English over there either.

3) Lookit here KB, we ain't much good at tellin' whether some feller is from Georgia or North Carolina and its the devil's own plague tryin' to figure if someone is from Michigan or Ohio, although Pennsylvanians, at least in the western part of that state say "Jagov" for "Jackoff." As far as y'all and the Oz folks go, well, like, uh, yer all jez "furriners" and that's about as much as we need to know.

4) Aw fer chrissakes.........Like, everytime I turn around, Michael Caine is playin' some likable sap.......What else do you want?

5) Most of us pretty much hate the tune after having to learn it in grade school and learning one set of words to it is enough for anybody!

6) KB, like, I gotta' tell you that the Soccer thing is catchin' on real big here because we have a lot of folks who are below average in the smarts department and Soccer is their kind of game......These would be the folks who are too stupid to use their hands. And that Rugby crap ain't never gonna' fly here either since no healthy, red-blooded 'Merican male is gonna' use the word scrum....sounds too much like scrotum.......and when you are all huddled up like that, well................

7) Regarding the Canadjun problem, well, like, they really ain't one....or at least not much of one. Most of the folks in Montreal are too busy talking in tongues to accomplish anything and the crowd in Toronto have all seen "Phantom" way too many times to be a threat. I'm thinking though that like uh, well......What we oughta' do is take away their baseball teams cause they are fouling up the game. It delays the hell out of things to play TWO anthems and when they play up there, everybody is confused because they play the SSB first and that Canadjun thing last. I mean, its a known fact that the last two words of the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball."

8) Why just November 8th. Y'all ain't been able to make a decision without outside help for over two hundred years when your whole Empire started going down the tubes.

9) We like that "Dee-troyt Iron." Its only all of you world crybabies making a fuss or we'd still be building the 425 horsepower version of the 427 C.I.D. (Big Rat) Chevy and pluggin' it into everything from Corvettes to Pick-Up trucks. Man, you get yourself a pickemup with a gun rack, a 427, and a six-pack of Bud........now that's a ride for ya'!!! And you can get twin saddle tanks on the pickup that'll hold 52 gallons altogether which means you only have to stop for gas every 400 miles or so. Y'all can keep that German stuff, its way over-engineered. There's a Mercedes that has EIGHT parts to the thermostat housing fer gawdsakes!

10) We ain't got a clue. Ya' see they put people like Arlen Spector and Jerry Ford on a committee to find out and neither of them guys could find their ass with even ONE hand. Ya' know?

Spaw