Bobertz? Okay, I have decided I am gonna talk to you again, cos it would not be fair to deny you the benefit of my great wisdom and experience, you bein' just a poor human hillbilly that is in need of help and advice from a higher species...

Now, regardin' you gettin' a share of Charlie's bonus money which is buildin' up into a real nice sum here....well...hmmm. The question is, do ya deserve it? Then too, if I give you a share I might be obliged to give Jack and Sawzaw a share too, seein' as how they are major contributors to the general hoo-hah here, same as you are.

That would leave a lot less for me. I'm not sure it makes sense from my end to do that.

The real question is, what have you done for me lately? I know Jack and Sawzaw ain't done a damn thing for me lately (if ever), so I can easily give them the kissoff without no hesitation or regrets, but what about you, Bobertz?

- Chongo