I would choose the bigger one, dependin' on condition, of course. If the bigger one is somewhat bruised and the other one is undamaged, I might choose the smaller one. See...chimps can discern the finer differences between things and choose wisely, unlike humans who usually fall into predictable reflex behaviour of the silliest sort...like votin' for either the Democrats or the Republicans time and time again when both of 'em have disappointed over and over again in the past. Would a chimp be that dumb to keep playin' that same old, tired game? No way. A chimp would say, "The hell with these bozos!" and find a whole new solution. And that's where the APP comes in.

Just one simple example: America needs jobs, right? And everyone wants an equal chance to enjoy the fruits of a good life, right? Okay...so here's our proposal. We are gonna move some of the Rocky Mountains into the flatter parts of the country, like the MidWest. People get bored livin' in flat places, and that ain't fair. Everyone should get to look at a few mountains now and then to spice up the view. Okay...so movin' them mountains will be a huge job...one that will provide work for every unemployed person in the USA for at least the next 10 years.

You won't see the Big 2 parties makin' a proposal like that. They don't have the guts to!

But we chimps are not afraid to advance a radical plan to put America back to work, see? Vote for the APP in November and put a REAL chimp in the White House for a change, instead of a man in a suit who just pretends to be as bright as the average chimp!

- Chongo