I look a bit like Michelangelo's statue of David. No, not the famous one of King David that's in all the art history books. The one of David Morelli, the bearded, bald-headed geezer who ran the pizza joint down the street from Michelangelo's studio. Michelangelo carved it from a bar of soap and gave it to David as payment for a large pie with sausage, mushrooms and onions.