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Thread #59418   Message #3412367
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
30-Sep-12 - 10:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Fridges gotta be dealt with sternly and swiftly, gnu, and you gotta take 'em by surprise. The best way is, turn off all the lights in the house. Stay quiet for at least a half hour. The fridge will think you gone to sleep or gone out, and it will drop its guard. Then sneak quietly into the kitchen with a loaded gun. Creep over silently in the darkness...so far so good...then FLING open the fridge door and yell "FREEZE!!!" The chances are very good that you will catch that fridge red-handed with its inside light ON and burnin' bright!

Cuff the bastard by its door handle and call for backup right away. They can be fierce when they're cornered.

- Chongo