TV sets! There are just a few useful things one can do with them...

1. Rip the guts out of it and turn it into a plantholder.

2. Shoot the f**king thing. That's what Elvis did.

3. Drop it off the balcony, making sure first that no one is down below, of course.

4. Giant-size paperweight?

I agree with the person who said you can get a lot more out of a newspaper a lot faster. Right on. And you don't have to read the bloody ads either....you just skip over them. With a TV you are at their mercy.

My condolences, Rick. The monster has you in its clutches...