It seems like a pointless game to me, guys. A game for meatheads. I remember being forced to play it a few times in high school gym class, and I hated it. I'd rather have been sucking on an old shoe, frankly.

However, my friend Raptor absolutely LOVES the Forty-Niners. He has Forty-Niners memorabilia all over his house. That's why I made a pun based on their name. He sometimes calls them the "Forty Winos" when he's joking...but the "Forty Whiners" sounds more like their real name, cos it has the "ers" sound at the end.

As for Chongo, he's not much into football. It's gorillas who really go for football, generally. Chimps much prefer baseball. Chongo is an old White Sox fan. He was beside himself with joy when they finally won the World Series in 2005.