I confess that I changed my son's diaper in a Wimpy's restaurant in Bremen, Germany - but I had him on the seat, not the table. Unfortunately, he sprayed while his diaper was off - and it hit the people in the next booth.
Now he's almost forty years old, and doesn't do that anymore. Well, no, come to think of it, he did get arrested a few years ago for urinating in public.

-Joe-

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...and since this is a music forum, let's recall the experience Malvina Reynolds had at The New Restaurant