I spent a long time wordering how moral it was to supply this link, and whether I should or not

The fact that I'm doing so betrays my answer.

Go to astalavista.box.sk and find ways of getting expensive software free. Not all the solutions work, most of them make the software run very slowly etc.

If your going to use something a lot, buy it. If, however, you only use something occasionally, the 'cracked' solutions here may be useful.

Ed