I think yer idea is a brilliant one, Bill, specially the jello part! Even better if ya had William Shatner there too as the referee. Ya could hold the event inside a sort of shallow pool with raised sides to hold in the jello and the combatants. Use blue jello on one side, red jello on the other, with a line of yellow jello acrost the middle like the center line in hockey. Make it about 6 inches deep.    Scharzenneger wins by pinnin' Ventura in the red zone...Ventura wins by pinnin' Schwarzenneger in the blue zone...Shatner wins regardless, by gettin' paid big bucks for officiatin' the match. Furthermore, get Sarah Palin to walk out between rounds holdin' up the number sign for the next round, she bein' dressed in a skimpy bikini, moose antlers, and fishnet stockings. It would be a spectacle NEVER to be forgotten. All future campaigns would struggle in vain to equal or surpass it.

- Chongo