Recent reports from one fairly authoritative source have indicated that more than 10% of all internet traffic is currently generated by bots.

The randomness of your receipt of this message is an almost certain indication that the message comes from the machine of some one of the >30% of IDIOTS too stupid to run an AV scan, allowing their machine to be operated by unknown persons.

The 0.00004 probability that the particular idiot will experience further malware problems, leading to professional assistance in cleaning his/her malware thereby breaking your contact with the originator of the message before you can gain any profitable benefits from further communication, vastly exceeds the 10^-47 probability that there is any profitable benefit to you from further communication, but is very much smaller than the 0.999 probability that you will be harmed by not immediately deleting the message and sitting back with a cool one.

FAGEDABOUTIT!

John