Also, the last verse seems to be like this:

4. Monday mornings I take for lunch a bit of cold meat with me.
One morning it was black with fog when I went out, you see.
I wrapped my meat in me handkerchief just like a silly Turk.
I put my pants on inside out, so off I rushed to work.
I started sticking me stamp on as I rushed through the fog.
By accident I rushed into a house that kept a dog.
He gave me a bite. I shouted with fright, "Will somebody bring a lamp?
Perhaps me lunch it was havin' a munch while I was lickin' me stamp."

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