Good heavens, Richard! I am gobsmacked and mortified to think that you would think there is anything prurient in my interest in the history of Die Grosser Bustenhalter, one of Germany's most top secret weapons of WWII. Nothing could be farther from the truth! Are you not aware of my passionate interest in military history, particularly that of the Second World War?

For instance, I can name every battleship that served in the Japanese Navy in that war, and can also tell you the caliber of the guns it carried. I can do similarly with most of the other navies involved. I can even name every heavy cruiser in service in the IJN. I can further go on to bore you to tears by describing all the various fighter and bomber aircraft that served in those forces, the names of a number of top aces, etc...without prurient intent.

I am stunned, sir...stunned that you would misinterpret my interest in Die Grosser Bustenhalter as being sexually coloured!

Furthermore, I fear that the process of not offending you in any way in this and future threads might prove so arduous and elusive as to cause me to end up twisted and tied up rather like a pretzel...and I'd still probably fail to meet your requirements!

In short, sir...be off with you. Pound sand. Milk a stone. Go climb a rope or teach dogs to tap dance and speak Esperanto. I can't be bothered trying to achieve something as nearly impossible as meeting your fastidious requirements for righteous politically correct posturing.