This thread has made me laugh and cheered me up a lot. Some very funny posts, and nothing offensive IMO. Here in UK there are Bra Fitting Services in many shops (eg Marks and Spencers) They're for all women, including those who have had mastectomies. I've found them helpful. I'm cup size F, and was wearing bras too small, as many women do. The lady reduced my all-round measurement to a rather small 34" (I was pleased!) and increased the cup size to F, or G in some bras. This made a difference and stopped the back-ache. African men have no interest whatsoever in breasts. Their womenfolk go around virtually topless, feeding babies etc and no-one is in the least excited. But if they see a Bottom, and especially a Fat One, well... which is very very good news in my case!