That's a big fat fib, you fibber! I never used a club!

As for squirrels -- we had a bird feeder in our backyard in Indiana. For several days I found birds -- different species -- with the tops of their heads bitten off. One day I say, with my own eyes, a gray squirrel jump on a robin and bite the top of its head off. Perhaps it was for the birdseed, but I really don't know why it did it; I never looked for marks that the squirrel was eating the birds because the carcases were usually in poor shape when I found them.

This particular squirrel met with a fatal accident shortly after I witnessed the event.