Oddly enough, the Romans are considering the recolonization of Britain as well. The demands they have made seem reasonable to me, and should be considered by any British citizens who do not want THEIR independence revoked. These include the following: 1.Stop exporting dumb comedies to American Public TV networks. 2. No more stories about Prince William, ever. 3. Stop mixing beer with lemonade and other vile fluids. 4. No more Beatle anthologies, and a mandatory retirement age for fossil rockers like the Stones. 5. Develop an appealing cuisine of some sort. But don't include native beef just yet. 6. For God's sake, try to convince your women that Charles has no more sex appeal than a cocker spaniel, and perhaps less personality. 7. Torch the Chunnel before all this cultural infection spreads to the continent.