Hey, Challengers-have I toad you lately that I love you?Here goes another evisceration of a classic:

Gigging in the Wind

How many frogs must Thurston shoot down
Before they call him a man
Yes'n how many frogs must Billy Ray strike down
Before they are fried in a pan
How many trips to the swamp will it take
And how many Budweiser cans
The amphibians are going to be skinned
The amphibians are going to be skinned

How many years may a headlight exist
Before its fuse ceases to be
How many beercaps must two people twist
Before they decide to agree
That twenty-two shells are great when you're pissed
And need a fuse in an emergency
The result, Billy Ray, will likely make you grin
Thurston's balls are no longer where they've been

How much blood loss can Thurston sustain
Before it involves his water supply
How many frogs does Lavinia need
To make her frog leg stir-fry
How many months will it take for a man
To look his wife in the eye
And say, Lavinia, we got skunked again
Me and Billy Ray, the frogs beat us again.


Cheers,
Bardford

oh,here's some recipes:

http://food4.epicurious.com/HyperNews/get/archive_swap27401-27500/27403/1/1.html