Ah, Bardford -- What a tasty little treat that was! ;-) It really puts some meaning to the phrase 'home fries'...doh! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

How many years may a headlight exist
Before its fuse ceases to be
How many beercaps must two people twist
Before they decide to agree
That twenty-two shells are great when you're pissed
And need a fuse in an emergency
The result, Billy Ray, will likely make you grin
Thurston's balls are no longer where they've been

Thanks for that finger-licking good song, Áine