And who appointed Jack, I should like to know, as unquestioned universal arbiter of and censor to everyone's musical tastes and preferences?

A bit of tolerance, Jack? A bit of modesty? A bit of bugger·off·if·you··don't·like·it?

And is this the most appropriate forum on which to exercise one's sadistic fantasies? I know of some others much better adapted for such a purpose!

〠☺〠~M~〠☺〠