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Thread #147516 Message #3419509
Posted By: GUEST,.gargoyle
14-Oct-12 - 03:09 AM
Thread Name: Why does everyone assume I'm a man?
Subject: RE: Why does everyone assume I'm a man?
Stick to TVTrope. And get back to school.
Perhaps your selections caused our confusion.
Perhaps your choice in songs.
The Downeaster Alexa
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel
Sheik of Araby
Well I'm the sheik of Araby
Your love belongs to me
Well at night where you're asleep
Into your tent I'll creep.
(Aint never been no female sheik in all the Arbian penensula - though the Emir of Oman is "a little light in his sandals.")
Babalu
You can restore all the dreams that once were mine
If only you'll use some mystic sign.
Ah! Great Babalù! Bring her back to me.
Jean and Dinah
(by MightySparrpw)
Well the girls in town feeling bad
No more Yankees in Trinidad
They going to close down the base for good
Them girls have to make out how they could
"Twilight In Barakeesh"
And while on high,
The silver crescent swings,
Unto his love an Arab rover sings.
True as the blade of my scimitar keen
Staunch as the steel of the shield that I wear,
Is my love, oh Gulnare!
And when my sword on the enemy's rings,
When 'gainst my shield his arrows he wings,
should I false be to thee Gulnare.
Sincerely,
Gargoyle
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