Dave- what an image: the ponderous gnome. LOL

IARF, the way you presented yourself was so ludicrous, I can only hope it was tongue in cheek! Because if it wasn't, you're not likely to have a good time here.

But I agree with Allan C: IARF, rename yourself and come back; we'll never know. (Unless you start telling us of your fame, again... :)

Ebbie