Maybe there should be a "Catastrophic Café" where cats can congregate and commiserate with one another about the horrible abuse they incur (sorry dog-lovers) from sharing living quarters with humans.

Our two felines are never pleased when we go off to musical special events, leaving them behind in the gentle care of our neighbor. He's the one who's responsible for infesting them with fleas last summer, or so they claim.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble