Troll - The Gore "tour" in Vietnam was 5 months. I do not know how his tour was cut shorter than the 12 months which I and everybody else who did not come home in a box or an ambulance served.

Mousethief - The biggest hazard Gore faced during his 5 months in country was a dose of clap from a Tu Do Street Taxi Girl. A school crossing guard in an inner city area works under greater risk.

Sorry one and all, but this just pushes one of my hot buttons
MarkS