Hey, our local team, the Idaho State University Bengals, are 1 and 5. Nebraska beat them 73 to 7, Portland State whumped 'em 77 to 10 -- not every school can have their football team lose by more than 65 points twice in a season.

Of course, last year the women's basketball team went to the NCCA finals...and the women's teams are doing extremely well this year.

So I ask: Why in the world does Idaho State University have any men's sports at all?