"This was in Middlesex"

Ah, that explains it - plenty to keep you occupied. When a colleague of mine who came from the same area as I do told me he had a daughter who was onyt 15 years younger than him, he explained that there was not much else to do in those days.

"I find pre-teens wearing nail polish much less disturbing than adult porn models shaving their pubic hair."

Well don't look!