Do we still HAVE an Army? I thought they were replacing it with Volunteers from the TA to save money?

Of course, I can't think why no government's thought of getting soldiers to put their lives on the line for nothing before..but then, we've never had Nazis ruling the country before, other than Herr Thatcher (yes, masculine, I know, all you pedants, but it suits her best)...and she was quite 'kind' in comparison to her Love Child, Dave....

Fook War!
Fook the Lives and Money it wastes!
And especially, FOOK those who send others off to get themselves blown up whilst they sit at home working out ways of having a Free Army!