My elder twin was playing the other day and reduced me to positively hysterical laughter, I just had to share this. Not musical, not heavy or important or anything.

A little background is needed here: Will is playing squirtgun and decides that he is squirting "that chemical that when you put it on the ground, bugs and ants come to see what it is, and it burns their feet so they run away" - I have no clue - He decides that it's Hot Sesame Oil. So he's squirting imaginarly hot sesame oil around on bugs, and then goes inside to use the toilet. He's sitting there and I'm waiting to be needed for the paperwork, and he tells me he's peeing hot sesame oil. So I say Ouch, that must hurt! And he says No, because he has Ball Bones... you know, that is why his wiener gets hard sometimes! Maginc Ball Bones! I tell you, I almost fell out of the bathroom laughing. Ball bones! He knows not the truth he speaks!

Any other bons mots from any kids? Or --I DARE you-- try to creep this one into a musical thread! Someone write a song about Ball Bones, please!