The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3424742
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Oct-12 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Never dig yer well near the outhouse
Never dig yer well near the outhouse
It's against the Cowboy Code
And the water'd choke a toad
Never dig yer well near the outhouse.

CHORUS (a rousing one)

Always try to take a bath once a year
Always try to take a bath once a year
Cuz that's the Cowboy Code
And git yer top hair mowed
Always try to take a bath once a year.

(ad lib CHORUS)