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Thread #59418   Message #3426064
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
25-Oct-12 - 05:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You got the bald-faced nerve to say she's gonna "pick up" my trail and say in the same breath that I'm not real??? You are losin' it, mister. You need professional help...by which I mean a couple good whacks with a tire iron.

Look, if I did have a relative named "Chinga" and she was livin' in Mexico, she woulda had the sense to change her name a long time ago! We apes are not as stupid as some of you humans are, y'know...specially not in my family. We pay attention to culture and we adapt. This is how we've survived for over 20 million years, and it's probably how we'll outlive you and your relatives in the long run. One day yer gonna look at Mount Rushmore and see 4 ape heads there, buddy.

Charlton Heston useta have nightmares about stuff like that. That's what drove him crazy in the end, and it's probably why he was a Republican too.

- Chongo