I once entered a dirty song contest in NYC. My contribution to the festivities was THE CASTRATION OF THE STRAWBERRY ROAN, a parody written by Curley Fletcher, the author of the original (I'm told by Glenn Ohrlin, who I learned the song from, that Curley used to write his own dirty parodies before anyone else could get around to doing so).
I came in 2nd to an Irish fellow who sang the limerick ditty under discussion here. His song wasn't any dirtier than the Castration, it was the way he sang it.


Mark Ross