Well, not quite a pile of shite, Richard.

I was reading the re-opened thread on "The Bold Fisherman"/Bogart song just now. I went to the link in Grishka's post, which gave me the published music. I copied down the complete lyrics from a post within the thread - and I've just listened to various versions on Spotify, where I heard a band called Oh! California do an American version which, with some changes, could have come straight from the music-hall style in the UK.

So, we get these problems with programs and get angry with them, but they have their uses.