black socks with coloured toes, heels and soles...

Oh, dear me!

NEVER wear dark coloured socks or underwear. Well, if you just HAVE to, stay with the dark socks. Dark underwear (anything other than white) is a health hazard.

Don't ask and I won't tell.

Hmmmm... just had a thought... if you had dark underwear and crabs... well... you know, eh?

Heheheheee... you know who you are. Hahahahahaa... Sorry... struck me funny... >;-)