"Spelling Bee"

Little Johnny was participating in a spelling
bee during class. He had to spell the word
and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked
him to please spell the word EAR.

Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR,
E-A-R.

Then to use it in a sentence, he pretended to
take a big hit off a joint, and while pretending
to have his lungs full of smoke, he passed the
pretend joint to little Suzy, and said...

"Ear."


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"Priorities"

The two teenagers were arrested for public
lewdness and possession of marijuana when
they were found naked, each smoking a
joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in
the town square.

The arresting officer told them they were
entitled to a phone call, since he was
unable to reach either parent.

Some time later, a man entered the station
and the sergeant said, "I suppose you're the
kids' lawyer."

"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to
deliver them a pizza."