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Thread #27796   Message #342889
Posted By: GUEST,Bob S.
18-Nov-00 - 06:51 AM
Thread Name: Ballotgate in Florida
Subject: RE: Ballotgate in Florida
An Open letter to the rest of the country!

Ok, here is the deal. We here in Florida have all gotten together and decided to hold the rest of the country hostage with these here election results till you come and take your parents back home with you! That's right, we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how beautiful your children are. We can't stand it any longer! And where did they learn to DRIVE!!! We're running out of Depends down here, and it's gonna get messy.

You want a president......We want the speed limit over 20 mph.....Is it a deal?......George W. you listening? How about you, Mr. Gore?

Ya gettin this? We need a break, and quit sending the Canadians down here too!

We mean it, We're not lettin the results out, we'll stall with lawsuits and claim ballot fraud, anything till you come and take the old devils outta here!