Full Disclosure:

A nice, quiet canoe ride on a fall afternoon.
Perfect.

Didn't cost a penny, because I was the canoe instructor.

Well, come to think of it, there was one problem - the lake was surrounded by drunken hunters in duck blinds. That's fall in Wisconsin. No wonder we were the only boat on the lake.

Ah, but love conquered all and we had a great time, and we didn't get shot.

-Joe-