Oh yeah, to be in my 20s again...

Her name was Cynthia and she was hotter than a $3 pistol, newly separated, and had not only bought a pair of tickets for a Hall & Oates concert but had a bottle of wine chilling back at her place...

Cost: $0...

Did I mention that she was newly separated??? Well, it did cost me a little sleep but, hey...

B;~)