From Mark Russell in 1984: Name changed for relevancy.

tune: "When the Roll is Called UP Yonder"


♫"We are television's fundamental preachers of this land,
With a message -Hallelujah- hear it well!
We are not endorsing candidates, we take a neutral stand,
So vote for Reagan Romney, or you'll go to Hell!"
   
   cho: "Go to Hell, that's our pronouncement,
         Save yourselves from our denouncement!
         This is an unpaid political announcement.
         When the roll is called for Ronnie Willard on the tube!"♫


there are 2 more verses... I may look them up and add them.