Here's my comment on the situation (to the "tune" of '99 Bottles of Beer'):

I Am Really Famous, and bollox to you lot
Your welcome carpet's shaggy, and it's got a spot

You would not bid me join you, you wanted me to rot
Just for my sense of irony, too subtle for your thought

Well I Am Really Famous, and this is what I say:
I will just apologize, and then be on my way

Now you bid me welcome, the carpet's been rolled out
But as it's rather moth-eaten, your welcome I will flout

So I'll be truly leaving, this forum's been in vain
The guest you had, named 'IARF', will not be back again

ROTFLMAO!
~*sirepseh*~