Just in time for next Tuesday 's election.

"Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they'd be Republicans."


"Congress is so strange; a man gets up to speak and says nothing, nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees."

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the entire government working for you."

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

cut the shenanigans.