The thought of Roy Rogers "mounting" his horse. . . .

The story goes--I think it was Dale Evans who told it--that when Trigger died, Roy had him taken to a taxidermist and had him stuffed and mounted. As he was standing there, gazing at the lifelike-looking Trigger, a masterpiece of the taxidermists trade, he turned and gave Dale a long, curious look.

At which point, Dale said, "Don't even THINK about it!!"

Don Firth