Teenage girl (gum snapping) "I wonder why that dirty old man keeps wandering in here gawking at my boobs. Shit! where is the Pagoda Plum? That Pink Passion makes me look like a jelly bean. If I stand just this way my ass looks just like Christie Brinkley's...I can talk on the phone just as long as I want to , Bitch! Just try to stop me - I'll scream child abuse. Fucking parents! They should all die at 30! Why can't I have a car for my graduation? Do they really think I can drive around in that disgusting Chevy?...Maybe I should go blue or blond for the rave. The bitch thinks she can keep me from going but fuck her..."
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