The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3430883
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
04-Nov-12 - 01:23 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sill
Cocked his shining eye and said
Get up Get up you Sleepyhead!
(RLS, I do believe)

vs (I think Alan King did this)

Birdie with a yellow bill
Hopped upon my window sill
I lured him in with crumbs and bread
And smashed him on his crumby head.